Luckily though Nicole Sherzinger was on hand with her sizeable bust to detract away from all the drama of Chezza’s malaria saga.

The Pussycat Dolls singer is the latest celeb to step in as a guest judge role while Dannii Minogue is away on maternity leave.

Yes as the Mean Girls star stuck her middle finger next to her gob during her hearing yesterday we couldn’t help but notice that she'd painted the words “f*** you” on nail. Considering how scratty she is, we find it pretty hard to believe that she’d simply painted that on her finger a few weeks ago and had since forgotten to remove it.

No, no, no – Lindsay obviously thought she was being funny and perhaps subtle when she scrawled this charming message on her nail – but who had the last laugh we wonder? Everyone else but her basically…

Aphrodite, Greek dress – do you see what she did there? Clever…

In the past she’s fronted numerous ad campaigns including Bebe, M&M’s and Magnum, to name but a few, and more recently the LG Fashion Touch mobile phone, which she promoted with her pal Victoria Beckham.

So that’s clothes, confectionary and gadgets all done, so what’s left? How about a fridge? Would she mind promoting a fridge? Well apparently not.

Yesterday the Desperate Housewives actress slipped into a pair of Christian Louboutin heels and smiled happily for the cameras as she helped to launch the new LG combi fridge at the San Miguel market in Madrid.

Fridges? Really? Wow.

So, any ideas as to which singer gave us a little glimpse of her fishnet clad bum yesterday? Considering that Pink was wearing such a short skirt while performing in Glasgow yesterday it was only a matter of time before everyone got to see her bum really, wasn’t it?

Still, at least we didn’t get to see anything worse – which is a wonder really considering she was pulling such ladylike poses as this (roll-over the image)

Aw, we thought that might cheer you up, no need to thank us we're here all day

So given that this celeb is not hard up for cash (or at least so we think) why on earth did she choose to try and squeeze her grubby feet into these tiny gold shoes when she went to a premiere last night (yes, she actually went to a premiere with her feet looking like this! We couldn’t believe it either) when she could’ve just purchased a pair which actually fit her?

(Roll-over the image to see who it is)

Posh and Becks have been married for almost 11-years and while it’s unclear where these unsubstantiated rumours have come from they’ve spread like wildfire and a spokesman for the couple has been forced to make a statement:

“I am hearing from a number of sources that Victoria and David Beckham are due to announce their separation in a few hours.

“I have confirmation direct from Team Beckham that the separation rumour is 'utter nonsense.'”

Thank goodness for that!

We’re feeling a bit sensitive right now and we don’t think we could have handled that sort of earth shattering news.

But just one week later Bionic made chart history when it plummeted from the top spot to number 29, which is the biggest ever single-week drop and to make matters worse it has since been revealed that the album only sold 24,000 copies in the first week, making it the lowest selling number one album for the past eight years – Eeeks!

Meanwhile, we caught up with a trilby wearing Christina shopping at Barney's New York and Satine clothing store in Beverly Hills yesterday.

Last September, the Mean Girls actress agreed to let them film a photoshoot for her leggings range as part of the new reality show, Double Exposure, which follows celebrity photography duo Markus Klinko and Indrani.

On Tuesday the show was screened with the title, “Is Lindsay Here Yet?” and the entire programme focused on Lindsay being late. While she admits she didn’t turn up on time she claims they set her up by deliberately giving her the wrong start time. She rants:

“This couldn’t be more UNTRUE – sucks when ‘friends’ use you (in this case for ratings) even if they’re lying…”

These things only happen to Lindsay don’t they? And speaking of Lohan, look who we spotted leaving Barney’s New York after a shopping trip in Beverly Hills yesterday - Fingers crossed she brought herself a bra, she certainly needs one!

Rihanna had a face on her like thunder when she met up with her lover/on-off shag Matt Kemp at Phillipe Chow in Hollywood last night, shortly after returning to the States following her tour.

While she was away Rihanna told all and sundry that she definitely wasn’t in a relationship with Matt, however her hasty reunion with the baseball star would perhaps suggest otherwise.

On the other hand she could’ve just been meeting up with Matt in order to call the whole romance off hence the utterly f-ed off facial expressions they were sporting as they made their way home. Or maybe they’d just had a little lover’s tiff?

Who knows

The socialite – who is rumoured to be dating Las Vegas nightclub entrepreneur Cy Waits – arrived looking glam and left looking erm… the same really, so it was clearly money well spent.

Oh, and in case you were wondering we were talking about her bra, Paris Hilton forgot her bra.

Catherine Zeta Jones won the best actress in a musical gong and during her acceptance speech she managed to make the entire audience cringe when she pointed to Michael Douglas and gushed, “See that man there? He's a movie star and I get to sleep with him every night” - *shudders*

Elsewhere, Scarlett Johansson won best supporting actress for her role in A View From The Bridge and Denzel Washington and Viola Davis won best actor and actress in a play for the passionate drama Fences.

And finally, other guests included Lucy Liu, Paula Abdul, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, Melanie Griffith, Antonio Banderas, Lea Michele, Daniel Radcliffe, Ricky Martin, Ryan Reynolds and Cate Blanchett, who won our special award for the worst outfit.

Although that’s certainly not what the evidence seems to suggest; over the weekend the actress’ alcohol monitoring bracelet started going off after she allegedly (say the authorities) imbibed a “small amount” of sauce.

An arrest warrant was initially sent out for Lindsay but was revoked after she paid a hefty $100k bail. The former Mean Girls star is adamant though that she ain’t dun nuffin’ wrong. She told one of her followers on Twitter:

“I've literally done everything the court's asked of me to do&anything extra i can do to end this drama.” (sic)

And just to prove her point, Lindsay made a punctual arrival at her alcohol education class in LA yesterday (where we saw her clutching a bottle of Tru Blood) after which she popped round the corner to supply the authorities with a sample of her urine for a drugs test. Life just doesn’t get much better than that does it?