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Pegasus
Pegasus on Church
489B Church St.
416-927-8832
- Enjoy a night of big boys and big toys with dartboards, big screen TV’s, video games and pool tables. 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832
- DJ Add Audio spins the sexy beats to turn kisses into cocktail rubbing. 4pm-2am. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946 416.920.0946
- Homos crazy for mojitos need look no further than Fire on the East Side. Six bucks will buy you 2 oz of the curiously strong libation on Mojitos Wednesday. 4pm. 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca 416.960.3473
- Slip into your cowboy boots for Country Western Line Dancing (7-9pm) and then enjoy Toronto’s hottest Drag Kings (10pm). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover
7pm
free
The Door Prize Show
Zelda's
542 Church St.
416-922-2526
- Bring your talent or tomatoes to The Door Prize Show Toronto's newest weekly talent contest where the winner takes all the door. Hosted by Richard Ryder and Shelita Buffet. 8-10pm. Zelda’s, 692 Yonge St. No cover. zeldas.ca
- Joan Rivers, renowned as a force of nature and one of the hardest working celebrities in the world, brings her newest and uninhibited stand up comedy production to the Living Arts Centre in Mississauga for one night only. She’s been through it all and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is, through her unique gift of humour, compassion and tenacity, to her adoring fans and audiences. 90 minute performance with no intermission. Opening Act to be announced Language may offend. 18+.
- The Fox and Fiddle hosts Bears of Toronto Games Night every Thursday featuring classic board games, karaoke with Big Daddy Dan and low-priced grub for hungry hirsuites. 8:30pm. 27 Wellesley St. No cover
830pm
free
Casting Couch
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
- Let James Quiggley entertain you or come up on stage and show him how you play with your instrument or use his at Casting Couch. 9pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com
- The Steve Roseland Show features dirty and sexy performances by Rob Yeretch and Fontaine. 9pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251
- B-I-N-G-Oh... It ain’t your granny’s game when Dirty Princess Maddy calls the shots at Dirrrty BINGO. 9pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca
- Sorority sisters drag their attitudes on Girls Gone Wild on the first floor while DJ Sumation spins dancefloor faves at College Night on the second for frisky freshmen.10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com
- Donnarama’s Big Ass Birthday Show is a huge deal, unlike the svelte beauty herself. Hosted by Miss Conception with a bevy of crazy well-wishers and bitter youth-enviers. Part of Woody’s Hump Day antics. DJ Mark Falco spins. 10pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com
- No one can top headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross. During her All-Request Evening, Miss Ross morphs into Whitney, Diana, Janet, Aretha and many others, creating a sassy touch of class. Followed by Dolly’s Time of the Month. 9pm. George’s Play, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com
- Drag performers Cassandra Moore and guests cause bumper to bumper on Traffic Thursdays. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com
- Each Zipperz Angel, (Farra N Hyte, Sylvia, Heaven Lee Hytes and Nicolette Brown) is more heavenly glamorous than the next. And each has an entertaining devil in her soul. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover
10pm
free
Toonie Shooters
Black Eagle
457 Church Street
416-413-1219
- Toonie Shooters and hot leathermen! What more could one ask for? Enjoy all bar rail shots for just $2 all night. 10pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com
- Think you’ve got a tantalizing tummy, abs of steel or pecs made for sex? Take off your shirt for a chance to win $300 in cash prizes at Woody’s Best Chest Contest. Hosted by Miss Conception. Midnight. 465 Church St No cover. woodystoronto.com
- If smart is as important as hot then try the Social Evening with the gay University of Toronto students. 11pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com
- With 100 kinds of martinis to choose from, kisses from the pretty boys in the New York-Miami inspired lounge taste even sweeter with the music pumping all night long. 4pm. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946
- From business to pleasure, Blackberry 5 turns suits into sweet talkers while grooving to lounge and soulful house music in the Vizion Lounge where bottom lines and final figures mean tight asses and getting that phone numbers for a weekend hook up. 5-8pm. Then at 10pm the DJ grooves the funky resto-bar stylistas checking out boys with tight asses. Fuzion, 580 Church St. No cover. fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888
- Enjoy a game of pool, darts, or video games while you snack on Pizza (6pm). 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832
- Michelle Ross warms up the crowd from 7pm before Chris Edwards presents a night of shameless idolatry during The Chris Edwards Show, featuring Freaky Sylvia at George’s Play. 9pm. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251
- Lesbian Mayhem breaks out at Slack’s! DJ Katey spins top 40, R&B, dance and retro for rabble-rousers, ruffians and gals who like it rough. 9pm. 562 Church St. $5 after 11pm. slacks.ca 416.928.2151
- There’s plenty of honey-coloured beers to satisfy any grizzly or cub on Bear Night when these cool evenings require someone furry to bring home for warmth. 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822
- Greg Beer plays piano (8pm), Joel Lightman plays piano at (10pm), and DJs Blackcat and Chris Steinbach bring you more then a DJ-licious (10pm) treat. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066
10pm
free
Please Don’t Stop the Music
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
- Please Don’t Stop the Music coz everyone’s Stupid in Love with Battle Pop: R Rated, the Rihanna album release party with DJ Craig Dominic throwing down Rihanna all night to get all the popster twinks and sexy men Hard on the dancefloor and in the darkroom. 10pm-3am. The Barn, 418 Church St. $5. thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696
- It was Fish Friday again and boy I mean girl these fishes can fry. Georgie Girl and Robin Loren are hot. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com 416.961.5808
- There’s a glut of gluteus maximus and Woody’s only takes the choicest cuts at their Best Ass Contest. Dare to bare for a chance at $300 in cash prizes. Midnight. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887
- Saturdays: shameless, sexy, steamy, sultry… Insert your own S Word to describe the night of boundless allure at Slack’s. DJ Delicious spins. 22+. 10pm. 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca 416.928.2151
- Like purse thieves on the dance floor, groovin’ girlz take what they want during Snatch Saturdays at Voglie's. DJ Misty Rocknroll pumps rock classics all night. 10pm. 582 Church St. No cover. voglielounge.com 416.929.9108
- DJ Mark Falco drops house and techno at STRAIGHTBoy. Homos and not-so-homos can’t resist having a swanky cock… tail in the chic and shiny interiors. Early means no lineups. 10pm-4am. Straight, 553 Church St $5. straightonchurch.com 416.926.2501
- DJ Craig Dominic spins the faves that get the American Apparel tight jean wearing crowd warmed up in the Cabaret as westend DJs spin dance beats behind eastside decks on There Goes the Neighbourhood upstairs. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696
- DJ Corey Activate plays Hard while Kendall on piano takes it softly. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblocktoronto.com 416.921.0066
10pm
free
DJ K-tel
Buddies In Bad Times
12 Alexander St.
416-975-8555
- DJ K-tel will help you get your fill of top 40 tunes plus some retro hits that’ll take you back in time. Also, take a peek at Donnarama’s striking… performance on the stairs. 10.30pm. Buddies, 12 Alexander St. $7. artsexy.ca 416.975.8555
- Never a cover means more cocktails on Sultry Saturdays with scenesters getting shaken and stirred as DJ Cajjmere Wray spins righteous house tracks. 11pm-2am. Byzantium, 499 Church St No cover. byz.ca 416.922.3854
- The fabulous hostesses at Woody’s search out cheekiest chums in the crowd, offering $300 in cash prizes during Cruiseline’s Best Ass Contest. Midnight. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887
- Eggs Benny brunch and sunglasses from 9am to 2pm heal the hangover then end the weekend with a She Bangs on Karaoke at 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca
- With the weather colder then Anne Coulter's vag, thoughts have gone from BBQ to more cozy fare. Chili Sundays offers hot stews, cold brews and a great time. 3pm-9pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com
- Explore exotic tastes on Sangria Sundays, with $5 glasses and $18 pitchers of fruity goodness. 4pm. Fire On The East Side, 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca
- Expose yourself to all things sick and Twisted as Georgie Girl takes her antics to the stage. 6pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251
- Men grab your men, ladies grab your hats, everyone else grab a partner for Country Western Line Dancing (6:30- 9pm) then let diva Sofonda entertain you with a night of her Drama and Retro Show (9pm) or come enjoy DJ Alain (10pm). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperz-cellblock.ca
- Let these lovely ladies, Heaven Lee Heights and Teran Blake show you how Therapy can really help or make it worse. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com 416.961.5808
- Monday Martini Madness returns to O’Grady’s. Work your way through the brand new spring martini list, one cock…tail at a time. 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca
- George’s Play presents Million Dollar Karaoke, hosted by Y2Jay and Big Kris. Sing your way to the top, or bottom, it’s up to you. The first 10 singers will get scratch and win tickets for the chance to win $1 million. 9pm. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com
- Size doesn’t matter on Phat Tuesdays - if you’re big enough to handle 3 oz martinis for $6, you’re big enough to handle anything. 4pm. Fire On The East Side, 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca
- Sip away the stress of the hospitality work week with $4 drinks at O’Grady’s Industry Night. 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca
6pm
free
George’s Play
George's Play
507 Church Street
- Headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross kicks off the night with a tantalisingly tasty show at 8pm. Followed by Are You Smarter Than A Drag Queen at 10pm. Prove it by matching wits and makeup tips with Candice and Teran. Be forewarned that Candice’s tongue is sharper than a stiletto. George’s Play, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com
- Keep up with what’s turning on the kinky crowd at Retro Porn Night. Flash back to a time when men were men and bushes were huge. 9pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com
9pm
free
Karaoke
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
- Bring out your Karaoke chords and enjoy a fooftastic night with Foofer and over 30,000 songs. 9pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com
- Martini Night at Slack's presents Jam Session Tuesdays. Grab a $5 martini whilst enjoying some of Toronto’s best musical talents. If you want to join in, BYOG (bring our own guitar) and be apart of some of the awesome improvised musical sessions. 9pm. 562 Church St. $5. slacks.ca
- Make it a Bad Boys Night Out at Woody’s. Spin the prize wheel for naughty goodies while DJ Robb T spins rock, retro and classic R&B. 9pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com
- Don’t worry you wont have to bring your own balls tonight it’s Free Pool and Cabaret with Roxxie Terrain and Joel Lightman. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com
- Enjoy a night of big boys and big toys with dartboards, big screen TV’s, video games and pool tables. 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832
- DJ Add Audio spins the sexy beats to turn kisses into cocktail rubbing. 4pm-2am. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946 416.920.0946
- Homos crazy for mojitos need look no further than Fire on the East Side. Six bucks will buy you 2 oz of the curiously strong libation on Mojitos Wednesday. 4pm. 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca 416.960.3473
- Slip into your cowboy boots for Country Western Line Dancing (7-9pm) and then enjoy Toronto’s hottest Drag Kings (10pm). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover
7pm
free
The Door Prize Show
Zelda's
542 Church St.
416-922-2526
- Bring your talent or tomatoes to The Door Prize Show Toronto's newest weekly talent contest where the winner takes all the door. Hosted by Richard Ryder and Shelita Buffet. 8-10pm. Zelda’s, 692 Yonge St. No cover. zeldas.ca
- The Fox and Fiddle hosts Bears of Toronto Games Night every Thursday featuring classic board games, karaoke with Big Daddy Dan and low-priced grub for hungry hirsuites. 8:30pm. 27 Wellesley St. No cover
830pm
free
Dirrrty BINGO
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
- B-I-N-G-Oh... It ain’t your granny’s game when Dirty Princess Maddy calls the shots at Dirrrty BINGO. 9pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca
- The Steve Roseland Show features dirty and sexy performances by Rob Yeretch and Fontaine. 9pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251
- Let James Quiggley entertain you or come up on stage and show him how you play with your instrument or use his at Casting Couch. 9pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com
- Donnarama’s Big Ass Birthday Show is a huge deal, unlike the svelte beauty herself. Hosted by Miss Conception with a bevy of crazy well-wishers and bitter youth-enviers. Part of Woody’s Hump Day antics. DJ Mark Falco spins. 10pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com
- Sorority sisters drag their attitudes on Girls Gone Wild on the first floor while DJ Sumation spins dancefloor faves at College Night on the second for frisky freshmen.10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com
- No one can top headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross. During her All-Request Evening, Miss Ross morphs into Whitney, Diana, Janet, Aretha and many others, creating a sassy touch of class. Followed by Dolly’s Time of the Month. 9pm. George’s Play, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com
- Toonie Shooters and hot leathermen! What more could one ask for? Enjoy all bar rail shots for just $2 all night. 10pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com
- Each Zipperz Angel, (Farra N Hyte, Sylvia, Heaven Lee Hytes and Nicolette Brown) is more heavenly glamorous than the next. And each has an entertaining devil in her soul. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover
10pm
free
Traffic Thursdays
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
- Drag performers Cassandra Moore and guests cause bumper to bumper on Traffic Thursdays. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com
- Think you’ve got a tantalizing tummy, abs of steel or pecs made for sex? Take off your shirt for a chance to win $300 in cash prizes at Woody’s Best Chest Contest. Hosted by Miss Conception. Midnight. 465 Church St No cover. woodystoronto.com
- If smart is as important as hot then try the Social Evening with the gay University of Toronto students. 11pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com
- With 100 kinds of martinis to choose from, kisses from the pretty boys in the New York-Miami inspired lounge taste even sweeter with the music pumping all night long. 4pm. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946
- From business to pleasure, Blackberry 5 turns suits into sweet talkers while grooving to lounge and soulful house music in the Vizion Lounge where bottom lines and final figures mean tight asses and getting that phone numbers for a weekend hook up. 5-8pm. Then at 10pm the DJ grooves the funky resto-bar stylistas checking out boys with tight asses. Fuzion, 580 Church St. No cover. fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888
- Enjoy a game of pool, darts, or video games while you snack on Pizza (6pm). 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832
- Lesbian Mayhem breaks out at Slack’s! DJ Katey spins top 40, R&B, dance and retro for rabble-rousers, ruffians and gals who like it rough. 9pm. 562 Church St. $5 after 11pm. slacks.ca 416.928.2151
- Michelle Ross warms up the crowd from 7pm before Chris Edwards presents a night of shameless idolatry during The Chris Edwards Show, featuring Freaky Sylvia at George’s Play. 9pm. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251
- Greg Beer plays piano (8pm), Joel Lightman plays piano at (10pm), and DJs Blackcat and Chris Steinbach bring you more then a DJ-licious (10pm) treat. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066
10pm
free
Fish Friday
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
- It was Fish Friday again and boy I mean girl these fishes can fry. Georgie Girl and Robin Loren are hot. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com 416.961.5808
- There’s plenty of honey-coloured beers to satisfy any grizzly or cub on Bear Night when these cool evenings require someone furry to bring home for warmth. 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822
- Please Don’t Stop the Music coz everyone’s Stupid in Love with Battle Pop: R Rated, the Rihanna album release party with DJ Craig Dominic throwing down Rihanna all night to get all the popster twinks and sexy men Hard on the dancefloor and in the darkroom. 10pm-3am. The Barn, 418 Church St. $5. thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696
- There’s a glut of gluteus maximus and Woody’s only takes the choicest cuts at their Best Ass Contest. Dare to bare for a chance at $300 in cash prizes. Midnight. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887
- DJ Corey Activate plays Hard while Kendall on piano takes it softly. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblocktoronto.com 416.921.0066
10pm
free
Shameless Saturdays
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
- Saturdays: shameless, sexy, steamy, sultry… Insert your own S Word to describe the night of boundless allure at Slack’s. DJ Delicious spins. 22+. 10pm. 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca 416.928.2151
- Like purse thieves on the dance floor, groovin’ girlz take what they want during Snatch Saturdays at Voglie's. DJ Misty Rocknroll pumps rock classics all night. 10pm. 582 Church St. No cover. voglielounge.com 416.929.9108
- DJ Mark Falco drops house and techno at STRAIGHTBoy. Homos and not-so-homos can’t resist having a swanky cock… tail in the chic and shiny interiors. Early means no lineups. 10pm-4am. Straight, 553 Church St $5. straightonchurch.com 416.926.2501
- DJ Craig Dominic spins the faves that get the American Apparel tight jean wearing crowd warmed up in the Cabaret as westend DJs spin dance beats behind eastside decks on There Goes the Neighbourhood upstairs. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696
- DJ K-tel will help you get your fill of top 40 tunes plus some retro hits that’ll take you back in time. Also, take a peek at Donnarama’s striking… performance on the stairs. 10.30pm. Buddies, 12 Alexander St. $7. artsexy.ca 416.975.8555
- Never a cover means more cocktails on Sultry Saturdays with scenesters getting shaken and stirred as DJ Cajjmere Wray spins righteous house tracks. 11pm-2am. Byzantium, 499 Church St No cover. byz.ca 416.922.3854
- The fabulous hostesses at Woody’s search out cheekiest chums in the crowd, offering $300 in cash prizes during Cruiseline’s Best Ass Contest. Midnight. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887
- Eggs Benny brunch and sunglasses from 9am to 2pm heal the hangover then end the weekend with a She Bangs on Karaoke at 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca
- With the weather colder then Anne Coulter's vag, thoughts have gone from BBQ to more cozy fare. Chili Sundays offers hot stews, cold brews and a great time. 3pm-9pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com
- Explore exotic tastes on Sangria Sundays, with $5 glasses and $18 pitchers of fruity goodness. 4pm. Fire On The East Side, 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca
- Expose yourself to all things sick and Twisted as Georgie Girl takes her antics to the stage. 6pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251
- Men grab your men, ladies grab your hats, everyone else grab a partner for Country Western Line Dancing (6:30- 9pm) then let diva Sofonda entertain you with a night of her Drama and Retro Show (9pm) or come enjoy DJ Alain (10pm). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperz-cellblock.ca
- Let these lovely ladies, Heaven Lee Heights and Teran Blake show you how Therapy can really help or make it worse. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com 416.961.5808
- Monday Martini Madness returns to O’Grady’s. Work your way through the brand new spring martini list, one cock…tail at a time. 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca
- George’s Play presents Million Dollar Karaoke, hosted by Y2Jay and Big Kris. Sing your way to the top, or bottom, it’s up to you. The first 10 singers will get scratch and win tickets for the chance to win $1 million. 9pm. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com
- Size doesn’t matter on Phat Tuesdays - if you’re big enough to handle 3 oz martinis for $6, you’re big enough to handle anything. 4pm. Fire On The East Side, 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca
- Sip away the stress of the hospitality work week with $4 drinks at O’Grady’s Industry Night. 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca
6pm
free
George’s Play
George's Play
507 Church Street
- Headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross kicks off the night with a tantalisingly tasty show at 8pm. Followed by Are You Smarter Than A Drag Queen at 10pm. Prove it by matching wits and makeup tips with Candice and Teran. Be forewarned that Candice’s tongue is sharper than a stiletto. George’s Play, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com
- Make it a Bad Boys Night Out at Woody’s. Spin the prize wheel for naughty goodies while DJ Robb T spins rock, retro and classic R&B. 9pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com
- Bring out your Karaoke chords and enjoy a fooftastic night with Foofer and over 30,000 songs. 9pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com
- Keep up with what’s turning on the kinky crowd at Retro Porn Night. Flash back to a time when men were men and bushes were huge. 9pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com
9pm
free
Martini Night
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
- Martini Night at Slack's presents Jam Session Tuesdays. Grab a $5 martini whilst enjoying some of Toronto’s best musical talents. If you want to join in, BYOG (bring our own guitar) and be apart of some of the awesome improvised musical sessions. 9pm. 562 Church St. $5. slacks.ca
- Don’t worry you wont have to bring your own balls tonight it’s Free Pool and Cabaret with Roxxie Terrain and Joel Lightman. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com
- Enjoy a night of big boys and big toys with dartboards, big screen TV’s, video games and pool tables. 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832
- DJ Add Audio spins the sexy beats to turn kisses into cocktail rubbing. 4pm-2am. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946 416.920.0946
- Homos crazy for mojitos need look no further than Fire on the East Side. Six bucks will buy you 2 oz of the curiously strong libation on Mojitos Wednesday. 4pm. 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca 416.960.3473
- Slip into your cowboy boots for Country Western Line Dancing (7-9pm) and then enjoy Toronto’s hottest Drag Kings (10pm). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover
7pm
free
The Door Prize Show
Zelda's
542 Church St.
416-922-2526
- Bring your talent or tomatoes to The Door Prize Show Toronto's newest weekly talent contest where the winner takes all the door. Hosted by Richard Ryder and Shelita Buffet. 8-10pm. Zelda’s, 692 Yonge St. No cover. zeldas.ca
- The Fox and Fiddle hosts Bears of Toronto Games Night every Thursday featuring classic board games, karaoke with Big Daddy Dan and low-priced grub for hungry hirsuites. 8:30pm. 27 Wellesley St. No cover
830pm
free
The Steve Roseland Show
George's Play
507 Church Street
- The Steve Roseland Show features dirty and sexy performances by Rob Yeretch and Fontaine. 9pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251
- B-I-N-G-Oh... It ain’t your granny’s game when Dirty Princess Maddy calls the shots at Dirrrty BINGO. 9pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca
- Let James Quiggley entertain you or come up on stage and show him how you play with your instrument or use his at Casting Couch. 9pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com
- Donnarama’s Big Ass Birthday Show is a huge deal, unlike the svelte beauty herself. Hosted by Miss Conception with a bevy of crazy well-wishers and bitter youth-enviers. Part of Woody’s Hump Day antics. DJ Mark Falco spins. 10pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com
- Sorority sisters drag their attitudes on Girls Gone Wild on the first floor while DJ Sumation spins dancefloor faves at College Night on the second for frisky freshmen.10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com
- No one can top headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross. During her All-Request Evening, Miss Ross morphs into Whitney, Diana, Janet, Aretha and many others, creating a sassy touch of class. Followed by Dolly’s Time of the Month. 9pm. George’s Play, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com
- Drag performers Cassandra Moore and guests cause bumper to bumper on Traffic Thursdays. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com
- Each Zipperz Angel, (Farra N Hyte, Sylvia, Heaven Lee Hytes and Nicolette Brown) is more heavenly glamorous than the next. And each has an entertaining devil in her soul. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover
10pm
free
blackeagletoronto.com
lola's
7 Maitland St
7 Maitland St
- Red Light Thursdays features red hot DJs Dwayne Minard and Mike Viera spinning house. 10pm-2am. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com
- Toonie Shooters and hot leathermen! What more could one ask for? Enjoy all bar rail shots for just $2 all night. 10pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com
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