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  WEDNESDAY MARCH 10 2010.

   Pegasus  
Pegasus on Church
489B Church St.
416-927-8832
  - Enjoy a night of big boys and big toys with dartboards, big screen TV’s, video games and pool tables. 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832


 
 
111am   free   http://pegasusonchurch.com
 

   Lo'la  
lola's
7 Maitland St
7 Maitland St
  - DJ Add Audio spins the sexy beats to turn kisses into cocktail rubbing. 4pm-2am. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946 416.920.0946

 
 
4pm   free   http://lolamartinis.com
 

   Fire on the East Side  
Fire On The East Side
6 Gloucester St
416-960-3473
  - Homos crazy for mojitos need look no further than Fire on the East Side. Six bucks will buy you 2 oz of the curiously strong libation on Mojitos Wednesday. 4pm. 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca 416.960.3473  
 
4pm   free   http://fireontheeastside.ca
 

    Country Western Line Dancing  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Slip into your cowboy boots for Country Western Line Dancing (7-9pm) and then enjoy Toronto’s hottest Drag Kings (10pm). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover  
 
7pm   free  
 

   The Door Prize Show  
Zelda's
542 Church St.
416-922-2526
  - Bring your talent or tomatoes to The Door Prize Show Toronto's newest weekly talent contest where the winner takes all the door. Hosted by Richard Ryder and Shelita Buffet. 8-10pm. Zelda’s, 692 Yonge St. No cover. zeldas.ca  
 
8-10pm   free   http://zeldas.ca
 

   Joan Rivers  
  - Joan Rivers, renowned as a force of nature and one of the hardest working celebrities in the world, brings her newest and uninhibited stand up comedy production to the Living Arts Centre in Mississauga for one night only. She’s been through it all and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is, through her unique gift of humour, compassion and tenacity, to her adoring fans and audiences. 90 minute performance with no intermission. Opening Act to be announced Language may offend. 18+.  
 
8:00 - 10:00   55   http://www.livingartscentre.ca
 

   Bears of Toronto Games Night  
The Fox and Fiddle
27 Wellesley St.
416-967-3400
  - The Fox and Fiddle hosts Bears of Toronto Games Night every Thursday featuring classic board games, karaoke with Big Daddy Dan and low-priced grub for hungry hirsuites. 8:30pm. 27 Wellesley St. No cover  
 
830pm   free  
 

   Casting Couch  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - Let James Quiggley entertain you or come up on stage and show him how you play with your instrument or use his at Casting Couch. 9pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com  
 
9pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   The Steve Roseland Show  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - The Steve Roseland Show features dirty and sexy performances by Rob Yeretch and Fontaine. 9pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251  
 
9pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Dirrrty BINGO  
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
  - B-I-N-G-Oh... It ain’t your granny’s game when Dirty Princess Maddy calls the shots at Dirrrty BINGO. 9pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca  
 
9pm   free   http://slacks.ca
 

   College Night  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Sorority sisters drag their attitudes on Girls Gone Wild on the first floor while DJ Sumation spins dancefloor faves at College Night on the second for frisky freshmen.10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com  
 
10pm   free   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

   Woody’s Hump Day  
Woody's
467 Church St
416-972-0887
  - Donnarama’s Big Ass Birthday Show is a huge deal, unlike the svelte beauty herself. Hosted by Miss Conception with a bevy of crazy well-wishers and bitter youth-enviers. Part of Woody’s Hump Day antics. DJ Mark Falco spins. 10pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com  
 
10pm   free   http://woodystoronto.com
 

  THURSDAY MARCH 11 2010.

   All-Request Evening  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - No one can top headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross. During her All-Request Evening, Miss Ross morphs into Whitney, Diana, Janet, Aretha and many others, creating a sassy touch of class. Followed by Dolly’s Time of the Month. 9pm. George’s Play, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com  
 
9pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Traffic Thursdays  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Drag performers Cassandra Moore and guests cause bumper to bumper on Traffic Thursdays. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com  
 
10pm   free   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

   blackeagletoronto.com  
lola's
7 Maitland St
7 Maitland St
  - Red Light Thursdays features red hot DJs Dwayne Minard and Mike Viera spinning house. 10pm-2am. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com  
 
10pm   free   http://lolamartinis.com
 

   Zipperz Angel  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Each Zipperz Angel, (Farra N Hyte, Sylvia, Heaven Lee Hytes and Nicolette Brown) is more heavenly glamorous than the next. And each has an entertaining devil in her soul. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover  
 
10pm   free  
 

   Toonie Shooters  
Black Eagle
457 Church Street
416-413-1219
  - Toonie Shooters and hot leathermen! What more could one ask for? Enjoy all bar rail shots for just $2 all night. 10pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com  
 
10pm   free   http://blackeagletoronto.com
 

   Best Chest Contest  
Woody's
467 Church St
416-972-0887
  - Think you’ve got a tantalizing tummy, abs of steel or pecs made for sex? Take off your shirt for a chance to win $300 in cash prizes at Woody’s Best Chest Contest. Hosted by Miss Conception. Midnight. 465 Church St No cover. woodystoronto.com  
 
11pm   free   http://woodystoronto.com
 

   Social Evening  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - If smart is as important as hot then try the Social Evening with the gay University of Toronto students. 11pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com  
 
11pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

  FRIDAY MARCH 12 2010.

   Martinis  
lola's
7 Maitland St
7 Maitland St
  - With 100 kinds of martinis to choose from, kisses from the pretty boys in the New York-Miami inspired lounge taste even sweeter with the music pumping all night long. 4pm. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946
 
 
4pm   free   http://lolamartinis.com
 

   Blackberry 5  
Fuzion,
580 Church St
416-944-9888
  - From business to pleasure, Blackberry 5 turns suits into sweet talkers while grooving to lounge and soulful house music in the Vizion Lounge where bottom lines and final figures mean tight asses and getting that phone numbers for a weekend hook up. 5-8pm. Then at 10pm the DJ grooves the funky resto-bar stylistas checking out boys with tight asses. Fuzion, 580 Church St. No cover. fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888
 
 
5-8pm   free   http://fuzionexperience.com
 

   Pool and Pizza  
Pegasus on Church
489B Church St.
416-927-8832
  - Enjoy a game of pool, darts, or video games while you snack on Pizza (6pm). 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832
 
 
11am   free   http://pegasusonchurch.com
 

   Michelle Ross and The Chris Edwards Show  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - Michelle Ross warms up the crowd from 7pm before Chris Edwards presents a night of shameless idolatry during The Chris Edwards Show, featuring Freaky Sylvia at George’s Play. 9pm. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251  
 
9pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Lesbian Mayhem  
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
  - Lesbian Mayhem breaks out at Slack’s! DJ Katey spins top 40, R&B, dance and retro for rabble-rousers, ruffians and gals who like it rough. 9pm. 562 Church St. $5 after 11pm. slacks.ca 416.928.2151
 
 
9pm   5   http://slacks.ca
 

   Bear Night  
O'Grady's
518 Church St.
416-323-2822
  - There’s plenty of honey-coloured beers to satisfy any grizzly or cub on Bear Night when these cool evenings require someone furry to bring home for warmth. 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822  
 
10pm   free   http://ogradyschurch.ca
 

   Zipperz-Cellblock  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Greg Beer plays piano (8pm), Joel Lightman plays piano at (10pm), and DJs Blackcat and Chris Steinbach bring you more then a DJ-licious (10pm) treat. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066
 
 
10pm   free  
 

   Please Don’t Stop the Music  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Please Don’t Stop the Music coz everyone’s Stupid in Love with Battle Pop: R Rated, the Rihanna album release party with DJ Craig Dominic throwing down Rihanna all night to get all the popster twinks and sexy men Hard on the dancefloor and in the darkroom. 10pm-3am. The Barn, 418 Church St. $5. thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696

 
 
10-3am   5   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

   Fish Friday  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - It was Fish Friday again and boy I mean girl these fishes can fry. Georgie Girl and Robin Loren are hot. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com 416.961.5808
 
 
10pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   Best Ass Contest  
Woody's
467 Church St
416-972-0887
  - There’s a glut of gluteus maximus and Woody’s only takes the choicest cuts at their Best Ass Contest. Dare to bare for a chance at $300 in cash prizes. Midnight. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887

 
 
11pm   free   http://woodystoronto.com
 

  SATURDAY MARCH 13 2010.

   Buzz Time Poker  
Pegasus on Church
489B Church St.
416-927-8832
  - Enjoy a game of Buzz Time Poker (2pm) and maybe a pair of hotties (5-7pm). 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832
 
 
2pm   free   http://pegasusonchurch.com
 

    Shameless Saturdays  
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
  - Saturdays: shameless, sexy, steamy, sultry… Insert your own S Word to describe the night of boundless allure at Slack’s. DJ Delicious spins. 22+. 10pm. 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca 416.928.2151
 
 
10pm   free   http://Saturdays
 

   Snatch Saturdays  
Voglie Rito-Bar
582 Church St.
416-929-9108
  - Like purse thieves on the dance floor, groovin’ girlz take what they want during Snatch Saturdays at Voglie's. DJ Misty Rocknroll pumps rock classics all night. 10pm. 582 Church St. No cover. voglielounge.com 416.929.9108
 
 
10pm   free   http://voglielounge.com
 

   STRAIGHTBoy  
519a Community Centre
519 Church St.
416-487-1758
  - DJ Mark Falco drops house and techno at STRAIGHTBoy. Homos and not-so-homos can’t resist having a swanky cock… tail in the chic and shiny interiors. Early means no lineups. 10pm-4am. Straight, 553 Church St $5. straightonchurch.com 416.926.2501  
 
10-4am   5   http://straightonchurch.com
 

   Gladaman’s Den  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - Check out a hot night of dancing. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com 416.961.5808
 
 
10pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   DJ Craig Dominic  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - DJ Craig Dominic spins the faves that get the American Apparel tight jean wearing crowd warmed up in the Cabaret as westend DJs spin dance beats behind eastside decks on There Goes the Neighbourhood upstairs. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696
 
 
10pm   free   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

   DJ Corey Activate  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - DJ Corey Activate plays Hard while Kendall on piano takes it softly. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblocktoronto.com 416.921.0066  
 
10pm   free  
 

   DJ K-tel  
Buddies In Bad Times
12 Alexander St.
416-975-8555
  - DJ K-tel will help you get your fill of top 40 tunes plus some retro hits that’ll take you back in time. Also, take a peek at Donnarama’s striking… performance on the stairs. 10.30pm. Buddies, 12 Alexander St. $7. artsexy.ca 416.975.8555

 
 
1030pm   7   http://artsexy.ca
 

   Sultry Saturdays  
Byzantium
499 Church St.
416-922-3859
  - Never a cover means more cocktails on Sultry Saturdays with scenesters getting shaken and stirred as DJ Cajjmere Wray spins righteous house tracks. 11pm-2am. Byzantium, 499 Church St No cover. byz.ca 416.922.3854  
 
11-2am   free   http://byz.ca
 

   Cruiseline’s Best Ass Contest  
Woody's
467 Church St
416-972-0887
  - The fabulous hostesses at Woody’s search out cheekiest chums in the crowd, offering $300 in cash prizes during Cruiseline’s Best Ass Contest. Midnight. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887  
 
11pm   free   http://woodystoronto.com
 

  SUNDAY MARCH 14 2010.

   Benny Brunch  
O'Grady's
518 Church St.
416-323-2822
  - Eggs Benny brunch and sunglasses from 9am to 2pm heal the hangover then end the weekend with a She Bangs on Karaoke at 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca  
 
9am-2pm   free   http://ogradyschurch.ca
 

   Chili Sundays  
Black Eagle
457 Church Street
416-413-1219
  - With the weather colder then Anne Coulter's vag, thoughts have gone from BBQ to more cozy fare. Chili Sundays offers hot stews, cold brews and a great time. 3pm-9pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com  
 
3-9pm   free   http://blackeagletoronto.com
 

   Sangria Sundays  
Fire On The East Side
6 Gloucester St
416-960-3473
  - Explore exotic tastes on Sangria Sundays, with $5 glasses and $18 pitchers of fruity goodness. 4pm. Fire On The East Side, 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca  
 
4pm   free   http://fireontheeastside.ca
 

    Twisted  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - Expose yourself to all things sick and Twisted as Georgie Girl takes her antics to the stage. 6pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251  
 
6pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Zipperz-Cellblock  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Men grab your men, ladies grab your hats, everyone else grab a partner for Country Western Line Dancing (6:30- 9pm) then let diva Sofonda entertain you with a night of her Drama and Retro Show (9pm) or come enjoy DJ Alain (10pm). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperz-cellblock.ca  
 
630pm   free   http://zipperz-cellblock.ca
 

   Honey Brown  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Honey Brown performs Sweet as Honey with guest for the boys who like it sticky. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com  
 
10pm   free   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

   Heaven Lee Heights and Teran Blake Show  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - Let these lovely ladies, Heaven Lee Heights and Teran Blake show you how Therapy can really help or make it worse. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com 416.961.5808  
 
10pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

  MONDAY MARCH 15 2010.

   Monday Martini Madness  
O'Grady's
518 Church St.
416-323-2822
  - Monday Martini Madness returns to O’Grady’s. Work your way through the brand new spring martini list, one cock…tail at a time. 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca  
 
free   http://ogradyschurch.ca
 

   Pub Night  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - With Pub Night and drink specials good things always happen. 8pm Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com  
 
8pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   Million Dollar Karaoke  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - George’s Play presents Million Dollar Karaoke, hosted by Y2Jay and Big Kris. Sing your way to the top, or bottom, it’s up to you. The first 10 singers will get scratch and win tickets for the chance to win $1 million. 9pm. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com  
 
9pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Sofonda's Spin Cycle  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Sofonda's Spin Cycle gets gears greased up as Sofonda and friends perform and play. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com  
 
10pm   free   http://Sofonda's Spin Cycle
 

   Cabaret  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Cabaret with Roxxie Terraine and Joel Lightman (10-midnight). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperz-cellblock.ca  
 
10pm   free   http://zipperz-cellblock.ca
 

  TUESDAY MARCH 16 2010.

   Phat Tuesdays  
Fire On The East Side
6 Gloucester St
416-960-3473
  - Size doesn’t matter on Phat Tuesdays - if you’re big enough to handle 3 oz martinis for $6, you’re big enough to handle anything. 4pm. Fire On The East Side, 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca  
 
4pm   free   http://fireontheeastside.ca
 

   O’Grady’s Industry Night  
O'Grady's
518 Church St.
416-323-2822
  - Sip away the stress of the hospitality work week with $4 drinks at O’Grady’s Industry Night. 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca  
 
6pm   free  
 

   George’s Play  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - Headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross kicks off the night with a tantalisingly tasty show at 8pm. Followed by Are You Smarter Than A Drag Queen at 10pm. Prove it by matching wits and makeup tips with Candice and Teran. Be forewarned that Candice’s tongue is sharper than a stiletto. George’s Play, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com  
 
8pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Retro Porn Night  
Black Eagle
457 Church Street
416-413-1219
  - Keep up with what’s turning on the kinky crowd at Retro Porn Night. Flash back to a time when men were men and bushes were huge. 9pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com  
 
9pm   free  
 

   Karaoke  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - Bring out your Karaoke chords and enjoy a fooftastic night with Foofer and over 30,000 songs. 9pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com  
 
9pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   Martini Night  
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
  - Martini Night at Slack's presents Jam Session Tuesdays. Grab a $5 martini whilst enjoying some of Toronto’s best musical talents. If you want to join in, BYOG (bring our own guitar) and be apart of some of the awesome improvised musical sessions. 9pm. 562 Church St. $5. slacks.ca  
 
9pm   http://slacks.ca
 

   Bad Boys Night Out  
Woody's
467 Church St
416-972-0887
  - Make it a Bad Boys Night Out at Woody’s. Spin the prize wheel for naughty goodies while DJ Robb T spins rock, retro and classic R&B. 9pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com  
 
9pm   free   http://woodystoronto.com
 

   Free Pool and Cabaret  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Don’t worry you wont have to bring your own balls tonight it’s Free Pool and Cabaret with Roxxie Terrain and Joel Lightman. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com  
 
10pm   free   http://zipperzcellblock.com
 

  WEDNESDAY MARCH 17 2010.

   Pegasus  
519a Community Centre
519 Church St.
416-487-1758
  - Enjoy a night of big boys and big toys with dartboards, big screen TV’s, video games and pool tables. 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832


 
 
111am   free   http://pegasusonchurch.com
 

   Lo'la  
lola's
7 Maitland St
7 Maitland St
  - DJ Add Audio spins the sexy beats to turn kisses into cocktail rubbing. 4pm-2am. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946 416.920.0946

 
 
4pm   free   http://lolamartinis.com
 

   Fire on the East Side  
Fire On The East Side
6 Gloucester St
416-960-3473
  - Homos crazy for mojitos need look no further than Fire on the East Side. Six bucks will buy you 2 oz of the curiously strong libation on Mojitos Wednesday. 4pm. 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca 416.960.3473  
 
4pm   free   http://fireontheeastside.ca
 

    Country Western Line Dancing  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Slip into your cowboy boots for Country Western Line Dancing (7-9pm) and then enjoy Toronto’s hottest Drag Kings (10pm). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover  
 
7pm   free  
 

   The Door Prize Show  
Zelda's
542 Church St.
416-922-2526
  - Bring your talent or tomatoes to The Door Prize Show Toronto's newest weekly talent contest where the winner takes all the door. Hosted by Richard Ryder and Shelita Buffet. 8-10pm. Zelda’s, 692 Yonge St. No cover. zeldas.ca  
 
8-10pm   free   http://zeldas.ca
 

   Bears of Toronto Games Night  
The Fox and Fiddle
27 Wellesley St.
416-967-3400
  - The Fox and Fiddle hosts Bears of Toronto Games Night every Thursday featuring classic board games, karaoke with Big Daddy Dan and low-priced grub for hungry hirsuites. 8:30pm. 27 Wellesley St. No cover  
 
830pm   free  
 

   Dirrrty BINGO  
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
  - B-I-N-G-Oh... It ain’t your granny’s game when Dirty Princess Maddy calls the shots at Dirrrty BINGO. 9pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca  
 
9pm   free   http://slacks.ca
 

   The Steve Roseland Show  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - The Steve Roseland Show features dirty and sexy performances by Rob Yeretch and Fontaine. 9pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251  
 
9pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Casting Couch  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - Let James Quiggley entertain you or come up on stage and show him how you play with your instrument or use his at Casting Couch. 9pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com  
 
9pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   Woody’s Hump Day  
Woody's
467 Church St
416-972-0887
  - Donnarama’s Big Ass Birthday Show is a huge deal, unlike the svelte beauty herself. Hosted by Miss Conception with a bevy of crazy well-wishers and bitter youth-enviers. Part of Woody’s Hump Day antics. DJ Mark Falco spins. 10pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com  
 
10pm   free   http://woodystoronto.com
 

   College Night  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Sorority sisters drag their attitudes on Girls Gone Wild on the first floor while DJ Sumation spins dancefloor faves at College Night on the second for frisky freshmen.10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com  
 
10pm   free   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

  THURSDAY MARCH 18 2010.

   All-Request Evening  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - No one can top headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross. During her All-Request Evening, Miss Ross morphs into Whitney, Diana, Janet, Aretha and many others, creating a sassy touch of class. Followed by Dolly’s Time of the Month. 9pm. George’s Play, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com  
 
9pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Toonie Shooters  
Black Eagle
457 Church Street
416-413-1219
  - Toonie Shooters and hot leathermen! What more could one ask for? Enjoy all bar rail shots for just $2 all night. 10pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com  
 
10pm   free   http://blackeagletoronto.com
 

   blackeagletoronto.com  
lola's
7 Maitland St
7 Maitland St
  - Red Light Thursdays features red hot DJs Dwayne Minard and Mike Viera spinning house. 10pm-2am. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com  
 
10pm   free   http://lolamartinis.com
 

   Zipperz Angel  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Each Zipperz Angel, (Farra N Hyte, Sylvia, Heaven Lee Hytes and Nicolette Brown) is more heavenly glamorous than the next. And each has an entertaining devil in her soul. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover  
 
10pm   free  
 

   Traffic Thursdays  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Drag performers Cassandra Moore and guests cause bumper to bumper on Traffic Thursdays. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com  
 
10pm   free   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

   Best Chest Contest  
Woody's
467 Church St
416-972-0887
  - Think you’ve got a tantalizing tummy, abs of steel or pecs made for sex? Take off your shirt for a chance to win $300 in cash prizes at Woody’s Best Chest Contest. Hosted by Miss Conception. Midnight. 465 Church St No cover. woodystoronto.com  
 
11pm   free   http://woodystoronto.com
 

   Social Evening  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - If smart is as important as hot then try the Social Evening with the gay University of Toronto students. 11pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com  
 
11pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

  FRIDAY MARCH 19 2010.

   Martinis  
lola's
7 Maitland St
7 Maitland St
  - With 100 kinds of martinis to choose from, kisses from the pretty boys in the New York-Miami inspired lounge taste even sweeter with the music pumping all night long. 4pm. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946
 
 
4pm   free   http://lolamartinis.com
 

   Blackberry 5  
Fuzion,
580 Church St
416-944-9888
  - From business to pleasure, Blackberry 5 turns suits into sweet talkers while grooving to lounge and soulful house music in the Vizion Lounge where bottom lines and final figures mean tight asses and getting that phone numbers for a weekend hook up. 5-8pm. Then at 10pm the DJ grooves the funky resto-bar stylistas checking out boys with tight asses. Fuzion, 580 Church St. No cover. fuzionexperience.com 416.944.9888
 
 
5-8pm   free   http://fuzionexperience.com
 

   Pool and Pizza  
Pegasus on Church
489B Church St.
416-927-8832
  - Enjoy a game of pool, darts, or video games while you snack on Pizza (6pm). 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832
 
 
11am   free   http://pegasusonchurch.com
 

   Lesbian Mayhem  
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
  - Lesbian Mayhem breaks out at Slack’s! DJ Katey spins top 40, R&B, dance and retro for rabble-rousers, ruffians and gals who like it rough. 9pm. 562 Church St. $5 after 11pm. slacks.ca 416.928.2151
 
 
9pm   5   http://slacks.ca
 

   Michelle Ross and The Chris Edwards Show  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - Michelle Ross warms up the crowd from 7pm before Chris Edwards presents a night of shameless idolatry during The Chris Edwards Show, featuring Freaky Sylvia at George’s Play. 9pm. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251  
 
9pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Zipperz-Cellblock  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Greg Beer plays piano (8pm), Joel Lightman plays piano at (10pm), and DJs Blackcat and Chris Steinbach bring you more then a DJ-licious (10pm) treat. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. 416.921.0066
 
 
10pm   free  
 

   Fish Friday  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - It was Fish Friday again and boy I mean girl these fishes can fry. Georgie Girl and Robin Loren are hot. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com 416.961.5808
 
 
10pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   Bear Night  
O'Grady's
518 Church St.
416-323-2822
  - There’s plenty of honey-coloured beers to satisfy any grizzly or cub on Bear Night when these cool evenings require someone furry to bring home for warmth. 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca 416.323.2822  
 
10pm   free   http://ogradyschurch.ca
 

   Please Don’t Stop the Music  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Please Don’t Stop the Music coz everyone’s Stupid in Love with Battle Pop: R Rated, the Rihanna album release party with DJ Craig Dominic throwing down Rihanna all night to get all the popster twinks and sexy men Hard on the dancefloor and in the darkroom. 10pm-3am. The Barn, 418 Church St. $5. thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696

 
 
10-3am   5   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

   Best Ass Contest  
Woody's
467 Church St
416-972-0887
  - There’s a glut of gluteus maximus and Woody’s only takes the choicest cuts at their Best Ass Contest. Dare to bare for a chance at $300 in cash prizes. Midnight. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887

 
 
11pm   free   http://woodystoronto.com
 

  SATURDAY MARCH 20 2010.

   Buzz Time Poker  
Pegasus on Church
489B Church St.
416-927-8832
  - Enjoy a game of Buzz Time Poker (2pm) and maybe a pair of hotties (5-7pm). 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832
 
 
2pm   free   http://pegasusonchurch.com
 

   DJ Corey Activate  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - DJ Corey Activate plays Hard while Kendall on piano takes it softly. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblocktoronto.com 416.921.0066  
 
10pm   free  
 

    Shameless Saturdays  
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
  - Saturdays: shameless, sexy, steamy, sultry… Insert your own S Word to describe the night of boundless allure at Slack’s. DJ Delicious spins. 22+. 10pm. 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca 416.928.2151
 
 
10pm   free   http://Saturdays
 

   Snatch Saturdays  
Voglie Rito-Bar
582 Church St.
416-929-9108
  - Like purse thieves on the dance floor, groovin’ girlz take what they want during Snatch Saturdays at Voglie's. DJ Misty Rocknroll pumps rock classics all night. 10pm. 582 Church St. No cover. voglielounge.com 416.929.9108
 
 
10pm   free   http://voglielounge.com
 

   STRAIGHTBoy  
519a Community Centre
519 Church St.
416-487-1758
  - DJ Mark Falco drops house and techno at STRAIGHTBoy. Homos and not-so-homos can’t resist having a swanky cock… tail in the chic and shiny interiors. Early means no lineups. 10pm-4am. Straight, 553 Church St $5. straightonchurch.com 416.926.2501  
 
10-4am   5   http://straightonchurch.com
 

   Gladaman’s Den  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - Check out a hot night of dancing. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com 416.961.5808
 
 
10pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   DJ Craig Dominic  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - DJ Craig Dominic spins the faves that get the American Apparel tight jean wearing crowd warmed up in the Cabaret as westend DJs spin dance beats behind eastside decks on There Goes the Neighbourhood upstairs. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com 416.593.9696
 
 
10pm   free   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

   DJ K-tel  
Buddies In Bad Times
12 Alexander St.
416-975-8555
  - DJ K-tel will help you get your fill of top 40 tunes plus some retro hits that’ll take you back in time. Also, take a peek at Donnarama’s striking… performance on the stairs. 10.30pm. Buddies, 12 Alexander St. $7. artsexy.ca 416.975.8555

 
 
1030pm   7   http://artsexy.ca
 

   Sultry Saturdays  
Byzantium
499 Church St.
416-922-3859
  - Never a cover means more cocktails on Sultry Saturdays with scenesters getting shaken and stirred as DJ Cajjmere Wray spins righteous house tracks. 11pm-2am. Byzantium, 499 Church St No cover. byz.ca 416.922.3854  
 
11-2am   free   http://byz.ca
 

   Cruiseline’s Best Ass Contest  
Woody's
467 Church St
416-972-0887
  - The fabulous hostesses at Woody’s search out cheekiest chums in the crowd, offering $300 in cash prizes during Cruiseline’s Best Ass Contest. Midnight. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com 416.972.0887  
 
11pm   free   http://woodystoronto.com
 

  SUNDAY MARCH 21 2010.

   Benny Brunch  
O'Grady's
518 Church St.
416-323-2822
  - Eggs Benny brunch and sunglasses from 9am to 2pm heal the hangover then end the weekend with a She Bangs on Karaoke at 10pm. O’Grady’s, 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca  
 
9am-2pm   free   http://ogradyschurch.ca
 

   Chili Sundays  
Black Eagle
457 Church Street
416-413-1219
  - With the weather colder then Anne Coulter's vag, thoughts have gone from BBQ to more cozy fare. Chili Sundays offers hot stews, cold brews and a great time. 3pm-9pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com  
 
3-9pm   free   http://blackeagletoronto.com
 

   Sangria Sundays  
Fire On The East Side
6 Gloucester St
416-960-3473
  - Explore exotic tastes on Sangria Sundays, with $5 glasses and $18 pitchers of fruity goodness. 4pm. Fire On The East Side, 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca  
 
4pm   free   http://fireontheeastside.ca
 

    Twisted  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - Expose yourself to all things sick and Twisted as Georgie Girl takes her antics to the stage. 6pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251  
 
6pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Zipperz-Cellblock  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Men grab your men, ladies grab your hats, everyone else grab a partner for Country Western Line Dancing (6:30- 9pm) then let diva Sofonda entertain you with a night of her Drama and Retro Show (9pm) or come enjoy DJ Alain (10pm). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperz-cellblock.ca  
 
630pm   free   http://zipperz-cellblock.ca
 

   Heaven Lee Heights and Teran Blake Show  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - Let these lovely ladies, Heaven Lee Heights and Teran Blake show you how Therapy can really help or make it worse. 10pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com 416.961.5808  
 
10pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   Honey Brown  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Honey Brown performs Sweet as Honey with guest for the boys who like it sticky. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com  
 
10pm   free   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

  MONDAY MARCH 22 2010.

   Monday Martini Madness  
O'Grady's
518 Church St.
416-323-2822
  - Monday Martini Madness returns to O’Grady’s. Work your way through the brand new spring martini list, one cock…tail at a time. 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca  
 
free   http://ogradyschurch.ca
 

   Pub Night  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - With Pub Night and drink specials good things always happen. 8pm Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com  
 
8pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   Million Dollar Karaoke  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - George’s Play presents Million Dollar Karaoke, hosted by Y2Jay and Big Kris. Sing your way to the top, or bottom, it’s up to you. The first 10 singers will get scratch and win tickets for the chance to win $1 million. 9pm. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com  
 
9pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Cabaret  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Cabaret with Roxxie Terraine and Joel Lightman (10-midnight). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperz-cellblock.ca  
 
10pm   free   http://zipperz-cellblock.ca
 

   Sofonda's Spin Cycle  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Sofonda's Spin Cycle gets gears greased up as Sofonda and friends perform and play. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com  
 
10pm   free   http://Sofonda's Spin Cycle
 

  TUESDAY MARCH 23 2010.

   Phat Tuesdays  
Fire On The East Side
6 Gloucester St
416-960-3473
  - Size doesn’t matter on Phat Tuesdays - if you’re big enough to handle 3 oz martinis for $6, you’re big enough to handle anything. 4pm. Fire On The East Side, 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca  
 
4pm   free   http://fireontheeastside.ca
 

   O’Grady’s Industry Night  
O'Grady's
518 Church St.
416-323-2822
  - Sip away the stress of the hospitality work week with $4 drinks at O’Grady’s Industry Night. 518 Church St. No cover. ogradyschurch.ca  
 
6pm   free  
 

   George’s Play  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - Headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross kicks off the night with a tantalisingly tasty show at 8pm. Followed by Are You Smarter Than A Drag Queen at 10pm. Prove it by matching wits and makeup tips with Candice and Teran. Be forewarned that Candice’s tongue is sharper than a stiletto. George’s Play, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com  
 
8pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Bad Boys Night Out  
Woody's
467 Church St
416-972-0887
  - Make it a Bad Boys Night Out at Woody’s. Spin the prize wheel for naughty goodies while DJ Robb T spins rock, retro and classic R&B. 9pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com  
 
9pm   free   http://woodystoronto.com
 

   Karaoke  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - Bring out your Karaoke chords and enjoy a fooftastic night with Foofer and over 30,000 songs. 9pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502A Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com  
 
9pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   Retro Porn Night  
Black Eagle
457 Church Street
416-413-1219
  - Keep up with what’s turning on the kinky crowd at Retro Porn Night. Flash back to a time when men were men and bushes were huge. 9pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com  
 
9pm   free  
 

   Martini Night  
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
  - Martini Night at Slack's presents Jam Session Tuesdays. Grab a $5 martini whilst enjoying some of Toronto’s best musical talents. If you want to join in, BYOG (bring our own guitar) and be apart of some of the awesome improvised musical sessions. 9pm. 562 Church St. $5. slacks.ca  
 
9pm   http://slacks.ca
 

   Free Pool and Cabaret  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Don’t worry you wont have to bring your own balls tonight it’s Free Pool and Cabaret with Roxxie Terrain and Joel Lightman. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover. zipperzcellblock.com  
 
10pm   free   http://zipperzcellblock.com
 

  WEDNESDAY MARCH 24 2010.

   Pegasus  
Pegasus on Church
489B Church St.
416-927-8832
  - Enjoy a night of big boys and big toys with dartboards, big screen TV’s, video games and pool tables. 11am. Pegasus on Church, 489B Church St. pegasusonchurch.com 416.927.8832


 
 
111am   free   http://pegasusonchurch.com
 

   Lo'la  
lola's
7 Maitland St
7 Maitland St
  - DJ Add Audio spins the sexy beats to turn kisses into cocktail rubbing. 4pm-2am. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com 416.920.0946 416.920.0946

 
 
4pm   free   http://lolamartinis.com
 

   Fire on the East Side  
Fire On The East Side
6 Gloucester St
416-960-3473
  - Homos crazy for mojitos need look no further than Fire on the East Side. Six bucks will buy you 2 oz of the curiously strong libation on Mojitos Wednesday. 4pm. 6 Gloucester St. No cover. fireontheeastside.ca 416.960.3473  
 
4pm   free   http://fireontheeastside.ca
 

    Country Western Line Dancing  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Slip into your cowboy boots for Country Western Line Dancing (7-9pm) and then enjoy Toronto’s hottest Drag Kings (10pm). Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover  
 
7pm   free  
 

   The Door Prize Show  
Zelda's
542 Church St.
416-922-2526
  - Bring your talent or tomatoes to The Door Prize Show Toronto's newest weekly talent contest where the winner takes all the door. Hosted by Richard Ryder and Shelita Buffet. 8-10pm. Zelda’s, 692 Yonge St. No cover. zeldas.ca  
 
8-10pm   free   http://zeldas.ca
 

   Bears of Toronto Games Night  
The Fox and Fiddle
27 Wellesley St.
416-967-3400
  - The Fox and Fiddle hosts Bears of Toronto Games Night every Thursday featuring classic board games, karaoke with Big Daddy Dan and low-priced grub for hungry hirsuites. 8:30pm. 27 Wellesley St. No cover  
 
830pm   free  
 

   The Steve Roseland Show  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - The Steve Roseland Show features dirty and sexy performances by Rob Yeretch and Fontaine. 9pm. George’s Play. 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com 416.963.8251  
 
9pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Dirrrty BINGO  
Slacks
562 Church St
416-928-2151
  - B-I-N-G-Oh... It ain’t your granny’s game when Dirty Princess Maddy calls the shots at Dirrrty BINGO. 9pm. Slack’s, 562 Church St. No cover. slacks.ca  
 
9pm   free   http://slacks.ca
 

   Casting Couch  
Gladaman's Den
502A Yonge St
416-961-5808
  - Let James Quiggley entertain you or come up on stage and show him how you play with your instrument or use his at Casting Couch. 9pm. Gladaman’s Den, 502a Yonge St. No cover. gladamansden.com  
 
9pm   free   http://gladamansden.com
 

   Woody’s Hump Day  
Woody's
467 Church St
416-972-0887
  - Donnarama’s Big Ass Birthday Show is a huge deal, unlike the svelte beauty herself. Hosted by Miss Conception with a bevy of crazy well-wishers and bitter youth-enviers. Part of Woody’s Hump Day antics. DJ Mark Falco spins. 10pm. 465 Church St. No cover. woodystoronto.com  
 
10pm   free   http://woodystoronto.com
 

   College Night  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Sorority sisters drag their attitudes on Girls Gone Wild on the first floor while DJ Sumation spins dancefloor faves at College Night on the second for frisky freshmen.10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com  
 
10pm   free   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

  THURSDAY MARCH 25 2010.

   All-Request Evening  
George's Play
507 Church Street
  - No one can top headmistress of impersonation Michelle Ross. During her All-Request Evening, Miss Ross morphs into Whitney, Diana, Janet, Aretha and many others, creating a sassy touch of class. Followed by Dolly’s Time of the Month. 9pm. George’s Play, 504 Church St. No cover. playonchurch.com  
 
9pm   free   http://playonchurch.com
 

   Traffic Thursdays  
Barn
418 Church St
416-977-4702
  - Drag performers Cassandra Moore and guests cause bumper to bumper on Traffic Thursdays. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com  
 
10pm   free   http://thebarnnightclub.com
 

   Zipperz Angel  
Zippers-Cellblock
72 Carlton St.
416-921-0066102
  - Each Zipperz Angel, (Farra N Hyte, Sylvia, Heaven Lee Hytes and Nicolette Brown) is more heavenly glamorous than the next. And each has an entertaining devil in her soul. 10pm. Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St. No cover  
 
10pm   free  
 

   blackeagletoronto.com  
lola's
7 Maitland St
7 Maitland St
  - Red Light Thursdays features red hot DJs Dwayne Minard and Mike Viera spinning house. 10pm-2am. lo’la, 7 Maitland St. No cover. lolamartinis.com  
 
10pm   free   http://lolamartinis.com
 

   Toonie Shooters  
Black Eagle
457 Church Street
416-413-1219
  - Toonie Shooters and hot leathermen! What more could one ask for? Enjoy all bar rail shots for just $2 all night. 10pm. The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.com  
 
10pm   free   http://blackeagletoronto.com
 

   Best Chest Contest