I've been checking my mail religiously since I moved to Toronto. The mail strike is over but I still feel like I've missed something, and I'll tell you why.
It was a night like many others. I was bored so I decided to grab something to drink and invite a new "friend" over. He was totally my type! Nice little compact body, great smile, and hugely endowed to boot. After we had some cocktails he decided he was going to roll a joint, so we went out to the balcony. After a few puffs we started making out.
One thing leads to another and we were in bed together. It was dark when I told him to take his pants off and as we were lying there I slid my hand down his silky leg.
Wait...his silky leg? What the fuck!? He had crotchless pantyhose on!
Ok, I've been with a cross dresser before and truthfully it didn't bother me. I'd like to think I'm pretty open-minded about the whole thing. I mean I've dated Trans men and have been engaged to a Bi-man, so what's one more thing added to the punch bowl?
It was hard to hide my sigh of disappointment when he said he wanted me to fuck him. I feel as though there was a major bait and switch "Hey look at my huge cock, now fuck me in the ass".
Why is it always the guys with the big dicks who want to bottom, and the guys with the little dicks who want to top? I mean really, how often can I fake good sex with someone I can barely feel. Don't I deserve to get "pounded like a mallard?"
I mean when did Toronto men who are hung like a horse all become cross dressing bottoms!? Honestly, I keep feeling as though I lost a piece of the puzzle while in transition from Hamilton to Toronto.
Did I miss the memo?
I have no problem topping, in fact I rather enjoy it. However, It seems to me that most of the men in the "Big Apple of the North" are big ole "can I wear your panties" and "don't I look pretty" bottoms.
What is up with that?
I have come to understand that because of my tattoos and piercings, men have this preconceived notion that I am into domination or pain. Or they naturally assume I'm a top, which is an uneducated assumption with no more merit than Madonna being a born again virgin because she hasn't got laid in two years. Masturbation counts, people!
I wonder if the only reason I'm writing this is because I'm feeling rather disenfranchised with the idea that every "macho macho man" is in fact a closet purse-buying, Streisand-ticket-purchasing, cross-dressing transvestite?
There are far more muscle bound, ultra straight men who want it in the ass then you can imagine. There's something about a tranny's tits bouncing on their backs that turns them on. Or it's the ultra feminine look of a transsexual with the added bonus of a cock. Either way, if there's a HOT, straight, muscle bound guy out there with a huge cock who is a TOP, you know how to find me.
